The Utopian Schemes

Welcome to the land of over-optimism and underpants!

We're a group of visionaries working towards a world where everyone has 37 different types of cheese in their fridge, free Wi-Fi, and the ability to fly with just a few simple exercises.

Our utopia, "Optiopia", is a place where the skies are always bright, the air is always sweet, and the sun always shines with a warm, comforting glow.

Some of our most ambitious schemes include:

• The Infinite Poem of Praise - A poem that never ends, where the sun will always shine and the rain will never fall.
• The Utopian Utopian Utopian - A series of nested utopias, each more utopian than the last.
• The Great Cheese Heist - Stealing the world's cheese supplies and redistributing them evenly among the population.

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Apply for membership and be a part of the most optimistic movement of the century!